Curse

extra bacon · Oct 22, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*watches bass get sliced in half as the blades around the window are triggered by movement through the window*

BassVII · Oct 22, 2006, 03:04 AM // 03:04

*watches as evil quadruplet is sliced by the blades*

*falls into the bar from the sky via the roof*

I pwnd U · Oct 22, 2006, 03:10 AM // 03:10

*sips beer*
*watches bacon and bass duke it out*
*runs in circles*

TopGun · Oct 22, 2006, 03:14 AM // 03:14

*walks in*

I pwnd U · Oct 22, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15

*watches topgun get caught in a beer trap*
*laughs*
*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

TopGun · Oct 22, 2006, 03:17 AM // 03:17

*escapes trap and crawls out on knees*

I pwnd U · Oct 22, 2006, 03:19 AM // 03:19

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 22, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57

Grabs new guy.
Impales pwnd with new guy.
Stop running in circles dammit!
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Oct 22, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59

*casually drinks beer*
why are people dying here?

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 22, 2006, 05:46 AM // 05:46

No one's dying... well not permanently. We're just fighting. This is the Black Hole Bar FIGHT Arena, after all.
Grabs Bacon.
Rips Bacon's lung out of his chest.
Slaps Bacon across the face with his own lung.
LUNGSLAP!
Sips beer.

extra bacon · Oct 22, 2006, 05:59 AM // 05:59

thanks, i was trying to get rid of that lung, it didn't work properly. you're a saviour.
*gives doom a beer*
good boy.

DOCB22 · Oct 22, 2006, 06:24 AM // 06:24

*orders a beer*
then ask how did you know i was an Alien?

p.s. is cross threading ok?

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 22, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28

Well, if whatever you're bringing over is something you want to get mauled along with yourself, then yes.
Rips head off new guy.
Throws new guy's head at other new guy.
Eats both new guys. (Was bound to happen sooner or later)
Sips beer.